Wednesday, February 3, 2010
To the woman who tailgated me for three miles before cutting me off on the way into target only to park right next to me.
"congratulations!! You made it here 6 seconds before me!! You are amazing. I hope that endangering my life and the lives of my three children was worth it. You, my friend, are an American freaking hero because not only did you get here first, but you also managed to park 6 feet closer to the entrance!! You rock because it's important for you to be as close as possible to the door. Never mind the fact that I have to drag 3 kids with me while you, a young healthy woman can just stroll across the parking lot. In fact, I believe that there is a parapelegic pulling out of a handicapped spot up front. You should go and take that spot. Maybe you can run over a puppy on your way to get there."
- Posted by Krista from my iPhone
Posted by Krista at 5:25 AM